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5/28    Top Crime Fighters

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the
president narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI, and the
Chicago Police. The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching
a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They
questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned
the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no
apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear was yelling " Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
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