5/24    The company I work for is hiring like it's a two-bit whore.
        Pre-IPO. Shitload of options. See the big list in
        /csua/pub/jobs/ROI_Direct and send me your resume. -seano
        \_ Beware the Moonies!
                \_ what makes you think these people are moonies?
                \_ Seano no longer works for moonies.  Seano works for evil
                   soul selling spammers now.  -John
        \_ I didn't know that two-bit whore's hired people. I
           though that two-bit whore's got paid by people. If
           you need to pay the company to work there it must suck.
           And if its a two-bit whore of a company you might get
           a vd or something.
                \_ The Apostrophic Jihad will have you're head on a plate!
                                                   \_ your
                                                        \_ YHBT, HTH, HAND.
                                                           -- tmonroe
                \_ seano wasn't an English major.  He's trying his best.
                   \_ This has nothing to do with anything. I'm just dumb.
                                                                -seano
           \_ Well... to clarify for the impotent of imagination, a
              two-bit whore - less discriminating than a standard whore -
              was naturally easier for ANY man (or dyke), from most all
              walks of life, to get off on. Likewise, the employ of the
              company is comprised largly of men and dykes and is not as
              pretty as other dot-com start-ups much in the same way that
              a two-bit whore was not as pretty as the average whore.
              a two-bit whore was not as pretty as the average whore. The
              important point that you are missing in your blindingly
              adolescent analysis is that it's all about sacrificing as
              little as possible to get in on the Big Hole. C'mon, little
              timid boy... are you afraid to take your pants off? -seano
              \_ You sound defensive.  Are you ashamed of working there?
              \_ WTF are you babbling about?  More importantly, can I have
                 a few hits from your bowl?