5/23 could someone please post a good troll?  im tired of coding, and want
      to participate in a good flame war.
     \_ Heinous or forgivable:
        -- Being Ugly;
        -- Having two girlfriends and telling people that you can't
           break up with them because you don't want to hurt them;
        -- Posting other people's personal life on the motd for laughs;
        -- Replying to the motd and passing judgment on others
        All situations completely hypothetical, of course, and any
        resemblance to real events/characters completely coincidental.