Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 18249
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2018/07/19 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2000/5/12-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:18249 Activity:insanely high
5/11    Brooke Mariko Berry brookie@uclink4
        Miss May 2000 Brooke Berry
        BUST: 36C WAIST: 24.5 HIPS: 34 HEIGHT: 5'8" BIRTH DATE: 3-7-80
        What's a "nice" restaurant to take a Playmate of the Month?
        Serious replies only, please. Thanks.
        \_ man, I feel OLD...
        \_ Of all the gin-joints in all cities in all the countries in
           the world she had to walk into yours.
        \_ you're a few bits short of a word, aren't you?
        \_ My place
        \_ Miss June is even hotter: 34D 24 36 5'6".
        \_ Any pics for Brooke? only shows Miss June.
        \_ Really the same person!!!???
(no nudity, sorry - but she is very Cute).
(titties, but not so cute, sorry)
           \_ Yes, same person.
           \_ I have the pix. Can put into tmp space, but I dont want my
              login associated with them. -- read-it-for-the-articles
              \_ tar czvf pics.tgz pics | uuencode pics.tgz >> /etc/motd.public
           \_ if you put it in the tmp, it's not like everyone's going to call
              you a perv.  Playbody has well-written interviews and articles
              aside from air-brushed photos.
                \_ Do not do this idiot.  You'll find the whole fucking thread
                   purged in seconds.
        \_ about high standards.  she's very cute all
           things considered.  tall.  slim. 36c, 36c, 36c!
                \_ A perfect cylinder?  And you don't have a cup rating for
                   hips and waist.
        \_ Ask that tmj guy what restaurant.
[there are, of course, more pictures if you are a member, but alas, i am not]
        \_ Where does Mariko come from?  She doesn't look Japanese.
        \_ Ask that tjb guy what restaurant.
           \_ she's probably only 1/8 or less
        \_ This is the one you want:
        \_ Ask that tmj guy what restaurant.
        \_ Fucking losers, all of you
             \_ hey, at least we aren't all fucking puritans
                \_ I fucked a Puritan once.  Pretty much the same as anyone
        \_ Let's assume for humor's sake that tjb isn't the liar we all
           know him to be.  Assuming that, all this proves is that women can
           be incredibly stupid and make *really* bad judgement calls when
            \_ where does it say that she's a drop out?  not everyone
               can get into cal in the department that they want.  sure,
           under the influence on alcohol or other drugs.
           \_ Ok, this from someone who lived in the same building as both
              of them last year:
              Yes, they went out. Yes, she hit on him. No, not under the
              influence. But the same statements applied to her and a large
              fraction of all other guys in the area.
              \_ Oh, so she was sleeping with anyone that would touch her, so
                 it's actually a big minus to have been with her, not a big
                 plus.  Avoid whores and you'll avoid a trip to Tang to get
                 your dick examined.  STD's are not your friend.  I wouldn't
                 be publicly gloating that I was with a chick that was with
                 30+ others the same semester if I was TJB.
              \_ I know of at least one other complete loser who was dating
                 her during her brief stay.  Extreme loser.
           \_ They actually went out. It wasn't a one-time deal. He dissed
              her though.
                \_Proving that boys have easy access to drugs and alcohol too.
       \_ hey, that's cool that a berkeley woman actually made it into
          playboy.  go bears...
                \_ No.  A drop out.  No big deal that some party chick in LA
                   got into PB.  Any idiot can get into Cal.  Any idiot can
                   drop out of Cal.  Any chick with big tits and gym time can
                   get into PB.  I don't see anything special here.
               it doesn't take much to get into l&s, but it does take
               a special breed of idiot to get maneuver into the cs department
                   \_ Hmmm.. let's see... she hasn't been in town for two years
                      and doesn't have a degree...  let's add 2+2 and see what
                      we get?  Maybe she's taking an extended leave to party
                      in LA for 5 or 10 years and plans to come back when she's
                      30 and worn out?  Ooookaaaaaay....  She's a dropout.
                      \_ No she's not. She *was* here two years ago, so shut
                         the fuck up if you don't know what you're talking
                         about. She's taking a year off but plans on coming
                         back and getting her BA and a masters to boot.
                         \_ Idiot.  How can she be planning on taking a year
                            off when she's already been gone for 2 years?  So
                            that'll be 3 years off total?  Her PB bio didn't
                            say anything about coming back, either.  It was
                            chock full of, "I LOVE GETTING LAID IN L.A.!"  I
                            also 'plan' to do become the first emperor of the
                            United States but that doesn't mean I will be or
                            anyone should take my plans seriously.  How much
                            more naive can you get?
                   \_ Not any chick with big tits and gym time can get into
                      Playboy. Do porn, maybe... but there are lots of chicks
                              \_ Spenking for yourself.
                      that do porn that aren't playboy caliber. You're a
                      trolling moron.
                        \_ Kona Carmack has small tits and she got into PB
                        \_ Gym/tits = playboy.  PB is the same chick over n
                           over n over.  It certainly isn't the best looking
                           \_ what is gym divided by tits?  does that mean
                              that you have to have the proper proportion
                              of gym and tits to get into playboy?
                \_ I can't believe you guys are even thinking about arguing
                   about who gets into PB. How stupid. Y'all remind me of
                   \_ wad pad'uv texas ya fom?
                      \_ What the fuck is that supposed to be?  If you're
                         seriously selling that crap as an accent, you
                                - native texan
                   these two fat construction workers I overheard on BART
                   talking about how Demi Moore wasn't their type, but they'd
                   do her if they had the chance. As if.
                        \_ We're also not hanging out with fat BART
                           construction workers so maybe your opinions aren't
                           as valuable as you seem to think.
                           \_ Right, motd posters are far superior.
                              \_ Speaking for yourself.
                              \_ Actually, yes.  They are.  Any questions?
        \_ Boredcast Message from 'coganman': Thu Jul 27 12:33:03 1995

        this is funny, masturbatory soda geeks discussing sex.
        it's like colorblind people arguing over who has the pretties rainbow
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