4/34 ILOVEYOU
\_ Suck it, Barney.
\_ My coworker just got this virus.
\_ Bwahahahahhaha! -unix user
\_ So what's the ultimate virus?
- Is self mutating as the avoid antivirus software (like HIV)
- Has long and random incubation period to allow virus to
spread undetected
- Is small
- Has several means of replication
- Has several forms of attack (erasing bios, etc).
- Chooses form of attack randomly
- Anything else?
\_ spreads a toxin such that, even when killed, can cause
significant damage...like botulism
\_ Sentient virus.
\_ Has the ability to take private emails and post them on /.
\_ I don't understand why anyone would be tempted, even in the
slightest, to open/execute a .vbs attachment unless they were
working on it in a development environment in which case
calling the script "LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt.vbs" in an email
titled "ILOVEYOU" would certainly not be a rational approach to
achieving whatever results the originators of viruses want to
achieve by virtue of their massively blatent and painful
character flaws, but, then again, I don't quite understand why
Exchange can't filter this shit, or, for that matter, why
people even use Exchange at all, other than that they be on a
par with whatever cognitively impotent sheepshifter originated
this virus, FUCKING LOSERS. -(fucker)
\_ (fucker), your flaming skills have gone down the toilet.
You need to flame more. If I keep seeing embarassing little
snipets like the one above, I will have to stop calling myself
(fucker)'s #1 fan. -(fucker)'s #1 fan
\_ can't we all get along?
\_ You're not the real -(fucker)'s #1 fan. The real
-(fucker)'s #1 fan can spel. -John |
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