24/1    JOIN THE ORANGE SHIRT CULT.  WORSHIP THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MESIAH
        WHOM YOU'VE NEVER MET.
        \_ i think you mean "messiah" and he's not exactly self-proclaimed.
           they chose him to represent the "every man"; he didn't ask for it.
           (they being the coalition of religious groups running this thing)
           \_ I never asked anyone to "represent me".  Fuck Paul and his
              stupid group.