Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 17503
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2/13    Tweakers suck.  --sky
        \_ Define "tweaker", please. Your 3reet vocab is too much for me.
          \_ Tweaking occurs after one has been up for 5-14 days or so
             without sleep on meth.  You start habitually picking your skin
             (hi seano!), taking shit apart and putting it back together,
             fine tuning your registry settings, whatever.  Tweakers is the
             general name given to meth addicts.  -sky
           \_ a person who habitually abuses methamphetamines
          \_  People who respond to motd trolls.  Like me.  --tweaker
                \_ I already said, "Tweaker: see 'sky'".  Why repeat?
          \_ Tweaker: see 'sky'
                \_ My best friend from high school has a kitten named Tweaker
                        \_ My best friend from HS has a kitten named Sky
        \_ I want to fuck sky's girlfriend.  I'm not kidding, here!
        \_ I want to fuck sky.  I'm not kidding, here!
                \_ Do the same http GET that sky did.  He's never met that
                \_ Do the same http GET that sky did.  He's never met that
                   guy in his life.  You, too, can have the guy of your
                   girl in his life.  You, too, can have the girl of your
                   dreams thanks to the wonders of the WWW!  "Save As" and
                   put a link to it on your homepage the same as sky did.
                       life, or get a girl of your own.  Player hating
                   \_  your lame attempts at slander do not phase me.
                       you are coo to.  Your knowledge of the inner workings
                       of the 31337++ HTTP protocol impress us all.  Get a
                      on his girlfriend?  Fake too?
                       life, or get a guy of your own.  Player hating
                       will get you nowhere in life.  -sky
                        \_ You think that was the inner workings of http?
                           That's like saying I know how the telecommunication
                           system works globally because I know how to use the
                      you use HTTPd to get a girl to call you and act like a
                           TV remote control.  You're plain stupid.
                   \_ What about the story that he supposedly got into a fight
                      outside a nightclub in Korea because someone was hitting
                      on him?  Fake too?
                      \_ Can you spell gullible?
                      \_ Yeah, and the scars that occured are just cheap
                         halloween makeup  --sky
                        \_ Dude, like you are so kewel!!
                   \_ Use photoshop to add your self to the pic so that
                      people won't know that you did a http GET.
                   \_ Yeah, and the phone calls were faked too.  Sky, how do
                      you use HTTPd to get a guy to call you and act like a
                      jealous bitch?  -mlee
                        \_ That's a real big plus.  Where can I get my own
                           psycho jealous gf if I can't use netscape without
                           some el8 help?
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