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2000/2/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:17482 Activity:insanely high
2/9     I thought sparky was in prison or something for being the anti-gubmint
        radical rebel without a clue that he is, yet the last logs show kewl
        b0y logging in almost everyday.  Escaped and found a floppy to boot
        from?
        \_ he smuggled a palm and a ricochet up his ass
        \_ Sparky and others are in jail.  I was detained and released cuz
           I am an 31337 h4x0r k1d and I used pgpdisk and a paper shredder
           so there was no evidence to arrest me.  Anyways, fuck all yall.
           Me and moutchkine are going to go back to getting little 15
           year old raver/goth chix high on meth and taping them having lesbian
           sex.  you may now return to your regularly scheduled program,
           wage slaves.  -sky
           wage slaves.  -sparky
                   \_ I am a slave to the glass dick.  -sky
                \_ are you a slave to not being a slave?
                   \_ I am a slave to the glass dick.  -sparky
                \_ The question is still open how do I fuck sky's girlfriend?
                        \_ Not really.  You're just a dick.  Not glass.  Not
                           a slave.  Just a dick.
                \_ The question is still open how do I fuck sparky's girlfriend?
                   \_ proposition her with a more lucrative illegal porn
                         OPPRESSION!!!  -sky
                        \_ sky couldn't have written this about himself. It's
                      moneymaking scheme.
                   \_ She sure is hot.  Wonder why she ever fell for him.
                      \_ It must have been my 12" dick of WHITE MALE
                         OPPRESSION!!!  -sparky
                        \_ sparky couldn't have written this about himself. It's
                           too stupid even for him.
                        \_ He just said: 'high on meth and...'  A loser like
                           that couldn't get a chick like that without
                           drugging her.
                           \_ She stayed even after the meth wore off?  Gee, I
                                   and anonymous fashion. -sky
                                      \_ Amen!  Tell 'em brutha jesus! -sky
                              should work harder on becoming a loser then.
                                \_ Yeah, I can't believe it myself, with
                                   people like you alive and making your
                                   remarkable magnanimity available for all
                                   the csua to see, but in an elegantly subtle
                                         crack at responding to that one.  -sky
                                   and anonymous fashion. -sparky
                                   \_ Uh oh.  It was anonymous.  Therefore it
                                         months of sky slandering in the motd,
                                      must be false.  Uhm... no.  If that's
                                      your best reply, stay off the motd and
                   Either I am hated by a bunch of wussy netstalkers or
                                         recognize^(*&#$^*&^!!  -sky
                   hands.  It is my deam that, one day, I may have the
                   honor of joining the ranks of geek infamy alongside trevor
                   and dickylee.  -sky
                                      the crack pipe.
                                      \_ ok, u got me.  I let seano have a
                                   It worked for sky.
                                         crack at responding to that one.
                                         But yeah, over the last several
                                           be driving that bitch.  -sky
                                           \_ Again, this can't be sky.  This
                                         months of sparky slandering in the motd,
                                              pretending to be sky.  It's bad
                                         the only person to actually sign a
                                         post was tom.  F00lz best
                                         recognize^(*&#$^*&^!!  -sparky
                                         \_ I signed a very eloquent
                                            sparky slander but it got deleted
                                            by seano.  -John
                                \_ Nah, just download some asian chik pic off
                                   the net and say she's your gf.  Much easier.
                                   It worked for sparky.
                                   \_ You ain't nothin' but a PLAYA HATA!
                                        \_ Just cuz he got a car he want to
                                           be driving that bitch.  -sparky
                                           \_ Again, this can't be sparky.  This
                                              is too embarassing.  Please stop
                                              pretending to be sparky.  It's bad
                                              enough with only him being him.
                                                  -sky
                                              \_  Are you broke?  Do bitches
                                                  look at you like some kind
                                                  of joke?

                                                  csua'r: Straight up!

                                                  What you need is a PHD.

                                                  csua'r: Playa Hata's Degree?
                                           tone.  Mother, is that you?  -sky
                                                          Ah hell yeah!
                                                          [Next week]
                                                          I may be ugly, least
                                                          I ain't got no money,
                                                          BITCH!

                   alongside trevor and dickylee.  -sky
                        \_ Foolz best back on up! -sky #1 fan
                                                  -sparky
                                        \_ LOL!  Yeah whatever.  Thanks for
                                           making me laugh, though.
                                   \_ Really!?  He even made up a story of how
                           \_ So Dr. Tweakaseti....we meet at last.
                                      he picked her up.  Gee.
                                        \_ It was an http GET request.
                              hosers think because you are all persona
                              non-grata, 2) because I dont have some feeble
                                        \_ I send myself fake letters and take
                              to defend every one of your weak accusations, and
                                           fake pictures and all the times i
                              all your no-life anklenbiters.
                                           pretend i am talking to her on the
                           him?  sky isn't smart enough to play the part.
                                           phone i am just talking to a dial
                                           tone.  Mother, is that you?  -sparky
                                                \_ Drugs can do that to you.
                \_ Wow!  20 flames and not one person signed their name.
                   Either I am hated by a bunch of wussy girlie-men or
                   one of you is way psycho and has too much time on your
                   one free hand.  Some day, if fortune smiles upon me, maybe
                   I will be lucky enough to join the ranks of geek infamy
                   alongside trevor and dickylee.  -sparky
                        \_ Foolz best back on up! -sparky #1 fan
                        \_ Trevor is smarter than you and dickylee had a
                           certain special something.  You're such the current
                           dork of the week.  Either of them would have easily
                           provided page after page of amusing babble both
                           attacking others and defending themself (sort of)
                           with much better stuff than "You're all anon so you
                           just suck!@!@!111".  I thought you'd be more fun but
                              hope to have.  -sky
                           even the best of us get it wrong sometimes.  You're
                           just a dull witted sap.  Where's Trevor when I need
                           him?  sparky isn't smart enough to play the part.
                           \_ So Dr. Tweakaseti....we meet at last.  Just
                              goes to show, you never really know who your
                              friends are.  You are here-forth all declared
                              persona non-grata.

                              I don't write pages and pages of babble defending
                              myself because 1) I don't give a fuck what u
                              hosers think, 2) because I dont have some feeble
                              insecurity which would make me feel the need
                              to defend every one of your weak accusations
                              so you all think I am so very very very kewl, and
                              3) I am too busy having a life to keep up with
                              all you pissant no-life anklenbiters.  As to my
                              intelligence, who the fuck are you to say?  Lack
                              of judgement I confess, but I lost more
                              brain cells sniffing the crack of your mom's
                              hairy lice infested anus than you can ever
                              hope to have.  -sparky
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