2/3 Elian Gonzalez poll:
Send the kid to dad in Cuba: 1
Keep the kid in the US: 2
Use King Solomon's solution: 2.5
\_ This was funny.
Make him tjb's apprentice so
he can return to liberate
Cuba with the power of his
professional turntabilism: 1
Auction the kid off on Ebay: 6
Auction the kid's kidney on Ebay: 1
"none of the u.s. government's fucking business": 3
\_ You morons. Of course it's the government's business. One
way or another a decision is required. Idiots. You think
we should let pro/anti Castro Cubans shoot it out on the
streets in Florida to resolve the situation?
\_ ok, how about "none of the legislative or executive
branches of the u.s. government's fucking business."
the only u.s. govt ppl who should be involved in this
issue are the INS.
\_ The INS *is* part of the executive branch.
\_ No. It's an issue for the courts. The INS is just
a bunch of paper pushers trying to clear their
inbox.
\_ the courts should maybe be involved, but
definitely not the other two braches.
\_ If not the courts, then who? The group of
pro/anti Castro Cubans in Florida with the
most firepower? Let the courts decide.
\_ yes, the courts. not the president or
the congress or whoever the hell else
wants to pick up elian's name as a
convenient standard to bear...
\_ um, how about "none of the u.s. government's fucking business"
\_ ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD! Means of dealing with Elian.
\_ ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD! Overused phrase.
\_ shouldn't that be
ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD!! ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD!!
ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD! is the STANDARD! Overused phrase.
?
\_ can you suggest a good way to get to work and a good
operating system to use?
\_ No. Don't beg for it.
\_ pleeeeeeeeeze?!?!?!????
\_ Not even if yermom asked.
\_ ED! ED! ED is the STANDARD! Yermom. |