1/25    Anyone seen Gary Bauer?  What's up with the bizarre eye brows?  Is
        GB human?  Alien?  Some other branch of humanity?  A cross breed of
        some sort?  This disturbs me greatly.
                \- gary bauer, as i have been saying for months, is clearly
                a reanimated ventriloquists dummy. --psb
                \_ My God!  You're right!  That's exactly it!  No wonder I
                   found it so troubling.  He's an imitation of a real person!
                   Who is pulling the strings?
        \_ Just one of the many non-humans running for President this year.
           Al Gore isn't human, either -- he's an "audio-animatronic" human
                \- that's "Algor" assistant to dr. clintonstein. --psb
           facsimile built by Disney "imagineers" out of scrap parts from
           the "Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln" attraction at Disneyland.
           The jury's still out on Steve Forbes -- he may be non-human,
           or he may just be incredibly geeky.  We need a REAL MAN (or
           woman) to vote for!
                \_ you're not amusing, nweaver.  -tom
                   \_ I'm not nweaver, but I am simultaneously chagrined
                      and insulted.  -- !nweaver
                \_ Is psb a citizen?