Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 17121
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1999/12/29-2000/1/1 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:17121 Activity:high
12/29   ALUMNI MUST BE REBOOTED!
        \_ MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
        \_ MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS NOT http://BUTT.COM
        \_ I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
        \_ I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
        \_ I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
           " "    "   "   "
           " "    "   "   "
           " "    "   "   "
        \_ NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
        \_ I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
        \_ THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
        \_ I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
        \_ THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
        \_ MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
        \_ I WILL NOT USE THE MOTD TO ARCHIVE BART'S CHALKBOARD WRITINGS
        \_ ALUMNI MUST BE SHOT. And I'm not talking about the machine.
                \_ You plan on never graduating?
                   \_ I plan on not being a total jack ass when I graduate.
                        \_ Yeah, it sure looks like being an alum automatically
                           makes everyone a jack ass.  Uh huh... whatever.
                        \_ huh. You're already a jackass as an undergrad. You'd
                           better start working on that or you'll have to shoot
                           yourself.
        \_ so does yermom
        \_ Keep this shit somewhere else.  This is the CSUA and we have no
           relation to alumni.eecs.
        \_ Send mail to jon.  He'll love you forever and ever.
        \_ try posting again when you've made it past your twelfth birthday.
           maybe by then your pathetic naivete won't show so much.  Oh, and
           perhaps a quick lession in using the dictionary might be in order
           so you can look up Alumni, fuckwit.
                \_ Send mail about alumni to jon and he's liable to drop the
                   machine on your doorstep with a note telling you what you
                   can do with the damn thing.  Just give up already and
                   forget about the machine - it has nothing that soda can't
                   give you much faster and more reliably.
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