12/18 Hello, I work at a small internet startup, and all I can
do is think about my stock options, at least twice a day,
I think about how much I'd get if they were worth $$$, and we
IPO, and I think about how many stocks my coworkers have, and
whether they have more, and whether I should ask for more
since I now only have 0.25% of the company and I feel I am vastly
overperform them. Stock Options! Is something
wrong with me? -daytrader
\_ If *all* you do is think of your options, pretty soon you won't
be "vastly overperform" your co-workers. Then you'll get fired,
and you'll have other things to worry about besides options --
like how to stop those damn punk kids who live on the other side
of your underpass from stealing *your* shopping carts all the
time. Damn kids! |