12/8 tjb's "sweetie": http://playboy.com/oncampus/pictorial/index.html
\_ She's got huge tits, a pretty face, shaved pussy, and she appeared
in Playboy. She did not fuck tjb. Boys like that don't get action
with women like this. I seriously doubt tjb is anything but a loud
mouthed virgin. Anyone actually getting laid on a semi-regular
basis wouldn't feel the need to post to usenet about it. Sex just
isn't that big a deal. I don't post about how often I have lunch,
Public policy, if I remember correctly.
even when I have a really great lunch. It's just lunch. What we
really need for some serious low brow entertainment is tjb here on
the motd. That'd be good for some laughs until he got squished.
\_ You need to eat less
\_ Then I might turn into a tjb clone posting about how great
my last meal was at McD's.
\_ was she shaved before, or does playboy "encourage" them?
\_ Does it matter?
\_ definately. I want to know how common it is to find
a girl with big tits and a shaved puss, who hasn't
already done photo spreads
\_ Unlikely. Shaving is for better pussy eating and
lots of sex without getting as rubbed raw from the
hair on both her and her partners. Most women
aren't having *that* much sex. It's also a fetish
thing for folks who have a little girl fetish.
\_ wanting better pussy eating is unlikely?
\_ No, but most people aren't aware of this and
aren't that kinky. They'd be more likely
party bs. A lot of good looking women attend cal. Just go
to the IHouse or southside.
to do it if they understood the effects. Or
maybe not if they understood they have to
keep it smooth or it'll itch like hell.
\_ I've dated a couple of women with big tits and
a shaved puss who weren't doing photo spreads. They
they drop, at 14. I'm sure you've had a lot of
experience at that.
were all into sex.
\_ Yes. Just like I said above. It's an anti-friction
thing.
\_ I've had better. Ok but a bit saggy even for a 'big' girl.
\_ Anything less saggy would be implants, I'd think.
\_ You'd be incorrect.
\_ Thats right. you've got to get them before
they drop. [get them at ] 14.
\_ They don't drop at 14. I've never illegally touched
a girl. I've been with 14 year olds.
\_ Actually what I wanted to say is "anything less saggy at her
age would be implants." I've seen very full and firm ones on
some teenage girl that are real but look like implants.
\_ I never realized girls like this attended Cal. I guess she's
probably not an engineer, huh? --dim
\_ She dropped out after the pictorial to do some sort of
modeling work in LA. And no she was not in engineering.
Pubic policy, if I remember correctly.
\_ She didn't go out with Buckingham, though.
\_ Actually, disturbingly enough, the claim he posted
on the newsgroup is correct; I know 3 people who
were witness to the event. And they were surprised
no less than the rest of us to hear it, too.
\_ You can hire a hooker to do almost anything. What
would it cost to get a chick willing to show her
shaved cunt to the world to walk around the dorms
with you once or twice? I figure about $5.00.
\_ Sigh. Why don't you ask csuaers who know brooke? Ask your
current treasurer, Twohey, or bensch. Fuck vi and this 3rd
party bs. Take your own advice and consult the src.
\_ okay, then another question for "the src",
"HOW did he scam her into going out with him?"
\_ $5.00. Don't be naive.
\_ Actually, it was pot. Brooke used to be a sweet and
innocent little girl with "a boyfriend back home" and then
she became a stoner. Yay pot culture.
\_ Ok, so she's a stoner with bad taste in men. And now she's
in LA working as a call girl. I wouldn't brag about this
if it were me. "Yeah, I dated this one stoner chick with
big tits who dropped out and now 'dates' a lot".
\_ A lot of good looking women attend cal. Just go to the IHouse
or southside.
\_ IHouse is all foreigners. Southside is all drug addicts.
\_ Fuck off elitist white boy.
\_ At the time I was surprised at it. But today it comes as no
wonder to me that after I stopped hanging with CSUAers socially
not only did I start dating more, but I started dating attractive
women. The women associated with the CSUA tend to contrast
pretty significantly with the arrogant pricks the men tend to be.
\_ I've been saying this to my friends who socialize in the CSUA
for years but they're too afraid to join the real world. There
are some really great women out there. Out there = not in the
CSUA. Just don't discuss the latest kernel patch on your first
date and you'll be fine.
\_ The right woman will be the one to bring up the latest
kernel patch in the first place
\_ Get some sun. Not the workation kind.
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