11/28   % fortune
        Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College:
                Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students,
        and parking for the faculty.
        %
        Hm, so Cal scores an excellent 0.5/3 on the last point alone.
        \_ There was plenty of sex for the students.  -alum
           \_ not for the hopeless geeks who run "fortune"
              \_ or to people who write to the motd.