11/23   That's the problem with polygamy--all those rings get expensive!
        \_ I thought the problem was prison?
        \_ If rings and prison are your biggest problem with having multiple
           wives around, you're probably in luck...
           \_ I don't hate women, have a problem with women, or think poorly
              of women.  Legal issues are my only problem.  What's wrong with
              multiple women if they're happy with it?
              \_ contrariwise, what's the problem with only LEGALLY
                 marrying one? There's no law specifically against
                 "infidelity". There's just grounds for divorce.
                 \_ I want to marry them all.  They all want to marry me.  Who
                    are you to tell me I can legally have only one wife and the
                    rest must remain unacknowledged?  How can I possibly tell
                    the ones I don't marry that they'll just have to be my live
                    in girlfriends and should hope my "real wife" doesn't bust
                    us all for it?  How would you choose which one to marry?
                    The problem is nosy body clowns like you sticking your nose
                    into other's business.  Get out of my life and I'll stay
                    far away from yours.  The first thing I'll decide is you're
                    not allowed to masturbate anymore... not legally.  ahem.
                 \_ I thought there is, at least in CA, but they're just not
                    enforced.
                    \_ I think its probably a civil issue. Which menas
                       your wife woudl have to file it. Whereas for "bigamy"
                       (from the viewpoint of legal marriage)
                       I think the state can come after you reguardless
                       of what your wives think.
                 \_ This is precisely what polygamists do nowadays.  Only marry
                    one wife legally, and just live with the others.  It's a
                    difficult issue (there are reports of child abuse/young
                    marriages in such communities).
                     \_ As opposed to other communities where there are no
                        reports of Child abuse/young marriages?
                     \_ Get out of my life!  I don't want to "just live with
                        the others".  I have the God given right to marry who
                        I choose.