11/05   Welkome to AmeriKKKa!  Microsoft and the next President of the United
        States illegally battered with tax payer's money by the Department
        of Injustive in Orwellian conspiracy to destroy this country's
        economy!  Thomas Penfield Jackson: a traitor to all real Americans.
        \_ what they hell are you complaining about.  if anything, this is
           great for northern California's economy since Microsoft has
           shafted almost every company in the Silicon valley.
        \_ must've taken you all night to write such eloquent prose.
                \_ I'm like poetry in motion, baby!  I went to Berkeley.  I
                   can crank out crap like that in my sleep!  And hey, check
                   it out.  Already got a fish on the line.