11/1    Catch some lesbian action on Alley McBeal!!!
        \_ Yawn.  Ratings must be dropping.  Quick, add some BS lesbianism to
           stir up controversy and try to increase ratings among men.  This is
           such incredibly tame bullshit.  When some show has chicks making
           out hardcore on a regular basis and not just as a one shot ratings
           gimmick, let us know, it might not be entirely boring, only mostly.
           The only lesbian action worth a dime is the real thing with you
           there.
        \_ i liked the biscuit and sausage part