Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 16582
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1999/9/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:16582 Activity:high
9/23    I like to sleep with this guy at work but he has a gf, what do I do?
        \_ Strip naked in front of him in his office/cubicle.  He'll be so
           impressed that he'll dump his gf and go with you.  It worked for
           me.
           \_ This doesn't always work. He'll just treat you like a cheap
              slut and go back to his gf. You need to give him a blow job
              at work for him to dump his gf.
              \_ she won't move over!
                 \_ Give her a blow job. She should freak out and give
                    you some room. If she doesn't consider a menage a trois.
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