Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 16581
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1999/9/23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:16581 Activity:nil
9/23    I like this girl at work but she has a bf, what do I do? how do
        I break them up?
        \_ Go on the Jerry Springer show, claiming you've had a  homosexual
           relationship with the BF.
        \_ Kill him in front of her then claim to her and the cops you saved
           her from him when he went balistic on her over her passionate
           secret sexual relationship with you.  She'll go along with it just
           to avoid embarassment.  Worked for me.
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