9/3     [Irrelevant stuff about alumni deleted. Please learn how to
     contact the appropriate system admins.]
        \_ you are irrelevant you piece of censoring shit. if emailing
           root@alumni.eecs actually was answered in a timely manner,
           then putting stuff here on the motd would not be necessary.
           luckily mail is now working here on alumni, and was it
           coincidence that this happened after putting that on the
           motd? go crawl back in your hole shithead.