8/31    alumni.eecs unreachable/down. Pls advise. Thanks.
        \_ What do you use it for anyway?  Who cares?
           \_ yeah well fuck you too, bitch.
                \_ Ok, where do you want to meet?
                   \_ Pretty desperate, aren't you?
                        \_ Not at all.  Why is a willing sex partner considered
                           a desperate one?  What's wrong with free anonymous
                           sex?  Been doing it for years, why stop now?
        \_ alumni.eecs not supported here.  Pls mail root@cs.
        \_ Sorry to have not notified, but I need it for a new doorstop.
        \_ jon will get to it when you pay him 100 dollars