8/23    What the hell is up with the cult today.  Five hours on campus and
        I've been mobbed three times already.  Someone should teach those
        mo-fo's a lesson.
        \_ RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. HAIL TO THE LEADER. WE LOVE THE LEADER AND
           THE LEADER LOVES YOU.
        \_ Drink Kool-Aid.  RIDE BIKE!
        \_ You must look lonely or despressed or something.  They have victim
           target profiles you must fit.
        \_ You're kidding, right!!??