8/15    Movie Review Time:
                Mystery Men: Light hearted, tongue in cheek.  Go in with
                that attitude and you'll enjoy it.
                \_ I did, and still hated it.  So damn boring and slow.
                   went with 5 people; all of us wanted to leave early.
                Dick: Do not see this worthless pile of dung under any
                circumstances.  It was bad from the opening pre-credits
                scene until 45 minutes later when we walked out early.  This
                was easily the worst movie I've seen all summer and possibly
                in several years.  Do not see Dick.
                   \_ Dick is great, but only if you understand the jokes.
                   If you don't know your watergate history, not good.
                        \_ I knew my Watergate history quite well, thanks.  It
                           was painfully stupid under any circumstances.
                American Pie: I know this has been out for a while, but...
                If you like bathroom humor and HS angst, go for it.  If you
                have a more advanced sense of humor, avoid like the plague.
                        -CSUA Movie Critic
                \_ Blair Witch Project:  If Doom-type games make you nauseaus,
                        take a barf bag.  Beginning is lame, but required for
                        the ending which is much better.
                        \_ Only marginally better.  It certainly wasn't the
                           super scary shocker of the millenium.
                        \_Think 6th sense is marginally better.
                          \_ I really liked 6th Sense. Of course, I'm just
                             waiting for some motd'er to convince me I'm
                             a fucking moron for liking such badly written,
                             badly acted, plot-deprived sorry excuse for a
                             movie.
                             \_ Duud, that kid was fukn great.
                        \_ you're a moron
                \_ Detroit Rock City - Sophmoric humor, bad 70s flashbacks,
                   completely improbable plot line and way too much obsession
                   with the (still terrible) rock group Kiss. But I laughed
                   way more than I did to South Park.
                   \_ AY!  KICK YOU IN DA NUUTTTTZZZZZ!