8/9     How secure are these "spread spectrum" cordless phones?  Are there
        any recommendations/alternatives?  I don't want cellular/wireless --
        It's just for home.   Im not a cia agent; it's just that I don't
        want my arbitrary phone conversations snooped by some drooling
        pervert across the street.  Thanks.
                \_ IT's wireless. Duh.
        \_Phone sex,eh?
        \_ I've already put a tap on your outside phoneline.  -naughty neighbor
        \_ Why don't you ever call me any more?  I miss your sexy voice