7/21 I've been work for 3 years and have had about 5 different department
secretaries. They are all georgous, and I've always wanted to ask
them out, but never had the guts to do so. The newest secretary
(the 5th one for our department) is )(*#$)(# gorgeous. What should
I do?
\_ Be yourself. For you, this probably means cowering in a corner.
\_ Go for it, Johny Bravo!
\_ Honestly? Forget it. You're a geek. Those chicks are hired just
to keep you showing at work. She won't go out with you and doesn't
want to know you and after you ask her and she gives you a
semi-polite blow off answer, do not come back to the motd asking
for more advice. You're a geek and doomed to virginity forever.
\_ You should have gone to defcon. the sure way to get
drunk and laid at the same time.
\_ Corner her in your cubicle and show her yer wang...
\- If you have to ask for advice on the soda motd, it means you should
probably stick to Lara Croft. |