07/15   ED!  ED!  ED is the STANDARD!  Text Editor.  Use ED to EDit
        the motd.  I don't want a locking viitor, or a locking emacsitor.
        I want a non-locking EDitor that allows me to EDit text out
        from under people!  Everyone should know ED because it is the
        STANDARD!
        \_ so uh... who's this Ed guy?
        \_ Windows rules.  Use NOTEPAD!
        \_ I used yermom. damn fine standard.
        \_ we really should convert the motd to .doc format and use Word
           to edit. WINDOWS RULEZ! DRIVE DIESEL!!!!!!!
           to edit.
           to edit. WINDOZ RULEZ!!! DRIVE DIESEL!!!
           \_ Word 2000 proprietary html/xml.