7/1     Ding dong, the net is dead!
        \_ Its alive again!
        \_ I miss the old motd.
        \_ I thought only Berkeley was down ....
           \_ Evans Hall must have finally crumbled.  It was bound to happen
              sooner or later.
                \_ Actually, the hearst mining renovation crew broke a water
                   pipe and washed it all away.
                \_ We should start the annual CSUA surfing contest today.
                   \_ But surfing is all I do at work these days...
                        \_ I surf and play Kingdoms.