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        \_ There is nothing but death after life.
                \_ and you know this because...
                   \_ Been there.
                      \_ Go back and stay there then.
                         \_ Hyuck!  You're *so* smart!  Learn to quip like
                            that in third grade?  Hyuck!
                            \_ And "Hyuck!" is a paragon of clever retorts?
                            \_ It's called "returning a lame response with
                               another lame reponse," idiot.
        \_ Good idea -- whose idea was this?
                \_ It's a lame idea.  The real afterlife points go to those
                   who have enough afterlife to not log into soda anymore and
                   fill out their afterlife points total and update it as
                   their situation changes.
        \_ Is the out of county rule different from the one for life -- you
           don't get a point if you're in the same county?
           \_ Yup.  And it's even more ridiculous when applied to adults than
              to students.  The self appointed afterlife god is either still
              a student or still living a student lifestyle.
        \_ exactly which afterlife points are you not getting because
           of the out-of-county rule?  House?  Domestic Partner?  Home
           Networking?  Home Reasonable Multi-Tasking OS?  Retirement?