Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 16012
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1999/6/24 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:16012 Activity:high
6/23    When you're in the shower and you happen to see some guys next to
        you surreptiously checking you out, what should you do?  (BTW, I'm
        a straight guy).
        \_ Be a tease. Lick your lips, and quickly turn your back to him.
        \_ Cum in front of him.
        \_ consider bisexuality
        \_ Lose 450 pounds.
        \_ Pee on their feet.  That gets em everytime!
        \_ Start masturbating vigorously.
        \_ if the sign says "Turkish Baths R Us" , don't go in...
        \_ stop showering in soda
        \_ give him a better view
        \_ ignore it and stop posting trolls
        \_ He was probably thinking "Damn, I didn't know they came that small."
           Don't worry, it happens to me all the time.  -ax
        \_ Walk over to him and inconspicuously slip him the hot beef
           injection.  -John
        \_ It means the other guy is probably gay and wants to jump you.
           Just don't fall for the get-the-soap routine.
        \- 2,4,6,8 ... the answer is litigate. --psb
        \_ drop the soap!
                \_ go away aspolito
                        \_ I'd have been more graphic -aspo
        \_ ask him if he's ever been double fucked by two black studs.
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