6/17    Hi, I'm a loser with no social skills.  I'm always asking for advice
        on the motd on social or work situations.  What should I do?
        \_ hire a high-class hooker. She'll make a... Well, she'll help,
           anyways.
           \_ Any recommendations on a high-class hooker?

           /- uh huh.
         _ lifeless soda lusers suddenly became experts on real life.
        /  you people should stop talking what you learned from Ally MacBeal.
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