6/16    Let's say you sit in front of the computer all day and are 100 lbs
        overweight?  What is the best way to lose weight?
        \_ Don't eat.  Kick your legs rapidly whilst sitting in front of puter.
        \_ the best way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more;
           shortcuts i.e. diets rarely work.  good luck getting the weight
           off.
        \_ Download pr0n and jerk vigorously...
        \_ don't worry about it, they'll be there tomorrow to cut open
           the wall and pull you out to safety
        \_ type really fast
        \_ (This probably isn't the best way.)  Get rid of the chair and "sit"
           as if there's a chair.  You know, like what martiak artists do for
           practice.  -- yuen