Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 15910
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1999/6/5 [Recreation/Media] UID:15910 Activity:high
6/4     The Top 14 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
        14 "Mmmm... Why they call you Deep Space Nine, now I know.' "
        13 "How big they are matters little -- handles my ears are not."
        12 "Play with the one, but jiggle the two, you will."
        11 "Over you must bend, and your dark side show me."
        10 "Well, actually, a snake, that *is*."
         9 "About to spew like Mount St. Helens, I am!"
         8 "Fake not. Come or come not -- there is no fake."
         7 "Into you like a freight train I am, yessss. Oh, my little
           slutpuppy you are, mmmm?"
         6 "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, you do."
         5 "Cuddling, afterplay-a Jedi craves not these things."
         4 "Early must I rise.  Leave now must you!"
         3 "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
         2 "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
         1 "Who's your Jedi master?  WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
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