6/4 The Top 14 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
14 "Mmmm... Why they call you Deep Space Nine, now I know.' "
13 "How big they are matters little -- handles my ears are not."
12 "Play with the one, but jiggle the two, you will."
11 "Over you must bend, and your dark side show me."
10 "Well, actually, a snake, that *is*."
9 "About to spew like Mount St. Helens, I am!"
8 "Fake not. Come or come not -- there is no fake."
7 "Into you like a freight train I am, yessss. Oh, my little
slutpuppy you are, mmmm?"
6 "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, you do."
5 "Cuddling, afterplay-a Jedi craves not these things."
4 "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
3 "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
2 "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
1 "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" |