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1999/5/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:15882 Activity:nil 66%like:15878
5/25    Less talk about politics and more talk about sex please.
        -- random soda geek
        \_ to badly paraphrase someone, "talking about sex is like
           writing about dancing"
           \_ alas, that's as close as some csua'ers get.
                Why did you delete this?  It is a serious question.
                If a girl is giving you a blow job for the first time,
                should you pull out or not, if you dont know if she
                swallows?
                \_ uh, if she doesn't want to swallow, she'll pull it out
                   by herself.  she's in control in this situation unless
                   you've got her tied up and are just face fucking her.
                \_ Just break wind.  If she keeps going, she's sick enough
                   to swallow.
                        \_ why is it sick to swallow?
                           \_ It isn't.  It's just a weird American cultural
                              thing that cum swallowing women are more whorish
                              than those who don't.  I figure any woman
                              willing to suck cock in the first place
                              shouldn't be prudish about the final stages.
                \_What the hell has "you pulling out" got to do with whether
                  "she swallows" or not? Duh, it's up to her once she gets it
                        \_ So it isn't rude to just keep going and let her do
                           what she wants?  Are you supposed to warn her or
                           something?
                           \_ if those directly involved can't tell when
                              you're about to cum, i think there's something
                              wrong with you.  however, you can always use
                              the tried and true "oh! oh! yes! oh god! i'm
                              cumming!  i'm cummiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"
                              \_What does she do with it after she pulls it
                                out?
                                \_ What, do you want me to give you a class
                                   on the proper way to give a blowjob?
                                \_ If she doesn't swallow it, it gets all over
                                   her hands, face, chest, etc, and you're
                                   supposed to lick it off her.  It's the only
                                   civilized thing to do!
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