5/17 So anybody paid 500+ bucks to watch Star Wars this weekend? How
was it?
\_ And please no spoilers (even fake ones in jest, please).
\_ It was NOT in jest. Gawd damnit! Quit deleting my spoilers!
\_ Darth Vader becomes a cute little kid.
\_ Obi-wan kenobi becomes an obnoxious twenty-something loser
\_ Yoda's still older than dirt & looking like a muppet
\_ "When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not!"
\_ SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - The Chronicle's "Little Man"
has been encased in carbonite for all eternity,
according to sources close to George Lucas. |