8/3     http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599200808100
        'Russia's largest circulation newspaper, Komsomolskaya Pravda, ran a
        headline on July 31 that asked, "Is the Russian heat wave the result
        of the USA testing its climate weapon?" The daily's answer was "Yes,
        probably."'
        Yeah, let us use our climate weapon on the California climate so that
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1/18    Look out for some serious rain the next few weeks:
        http://twitpic.com/y290d/full
        \_ so... how do I read this? I didn't take meterology.
           \_ Prop 8 trial continuing into next week, rainbow weather
              expected?
        \_ CA desperately needs the water.
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10/5    Make sure to watch The Crumbling of America on History today! America's
        infrastructure is collapsing. Tens of thousands of bridges are
        structurally deficient or functionally obsolete. A third of the
        nation's highways are in poor or mediocre shape. Massively leaking
        water and sewage systems are creating health hazards and
        contaminating rivers and streams.
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6/5     Spicy food. Ass hurts.
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4/15    Come the CSUA Alumni BBQ you palookas!
        You are invited to Computer Science Undergraduate Association's Alumni
        Barbecue, taking place on April 28th. We'll be starting the grill at
        3pm and it'll go on to around 8pm (maybe later) in the Wozniak Lounge.
        Food and drinks will be provided: usual BBQ stuff, like hot dogs and
        hamburgers. BYOB if you want B.
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12/4    Why are eastern european models so plentiful and hot?
        \_ By "models" do you mean cam stippers? I wonder that
           myself.
        \_ Less processed food?
        \_ Genetics. I went to Estonia this summer and that's just what
           the women there look like: light eyes, blonde or light brown
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8/2     Where's the closest Chick-Fil-A to San Francisco? I need to
        go there and make out with my boyfriend.        -gay
        \_ Chick-Fil-A is a place for people who want to Fil(l)-A-Chick. :-)
        \_ Why do you want to watch a bunch of fat White Trash eating
           greasy food?
           \_ http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/03/us/chick-fil-a-kiss-day/index.html
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4/23    I love greasy comfort food but as I'm approaching mid 30 I
        can't eat them anymore. Anyone else have the same problem?
        \_ 42 and still happily scarfing down the greasy comfort
           food, just not in the same quantities. It's a genetic
           thing.
        \_ 47 and eating greasy food, but not as much. McDonalds grosses
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4/29    "NY inmate separates guards fighting over food"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_inmate_separates_guards
        You read it right, and it's not a typo.
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