3/17 Length or Girth?
\_ Dildo
\_ Your shit has both.
\_Joan Lunden or Dian Sawyer?
\_ Tastes great or less filling?
\_ taste.
\_ Coke or Pepsi?
\_ coke.
\_ Original or Extra Crispy?
\_ original.
\_ Emacs or Vi?
\_ ed
\_ jove
\_ Mail or Elm?
\_ mutt
\_ VMail in emacs
\_ cat /var/mail/username
\_ cat $MAIL
\_ To be or Not to be?
\_ to be.
\_ Condom or Sponge?
\_ parents.
\_ Oprah or Springer?
\_ JERRY!
\_ Leno or Letterman?
\_ death.
\_ Spit or Swallow
\_ better swallow!
\_ ass or tits
\_ anything properly womanly.
\_ force fed fecal matter or Hilfinger porn? |