3/17    Length or Girth?
           \_ Dildo
           \_ Your shit has both.
        \_Joan Lunden or Dian Sawyer?
        \_ Tastes great or less filling?
                \_ taste.
        \_ Coke or Pepsi?
                \_ coke.
        \_ Original or Extra Crispy?
                \_ original.
        \_ Emacs or Vi?
           \_ ed
                \_ jove
        \_ Mail or Elm?
           \_ mutt
           \_ VMail in emacs
           \_ cat /var/mail/username
                \_ cat $MAIL
        \_ To be or Not to be?
                \_ to be.
        \_ Condom or Sponge?
                \_ parents.
        \_ Oprah or Springer?
                \_ JERRY!
        \_ Leno or Letterman?
                \_ death.
        \_ Spit or Swallow
                \_ better swallow!
        \_ ass or tits
                \_ anything properly womanly.
        \_ force fed fecal matter or Hilfinger porn?