2/25    I want to be a Berkeley liberal, because I have a secret, well-hidden
        desire to drive a somewhat rusted-out 1970s Volvo station wagon with
        all of those bumper stickers across the back, like "YOU CAN'T HUG
        YOUR CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS", "It will be a great day when our
        schools have all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold a
        bake sale to buy a bomber", and "War is harmful to children and other
        living things".  Not to mention "FREE LEONARD PELTIER".
        \_ I have a secret well-hidden desire to drive a new Ford F250
           with a "The South will rise again," "Guns don't kill people,
           people kill people," and an "Impeach Bill Clinton" bumper
           sticker on it.
           \_ I drive a Lincoln with a bummper sticker that says "I voted
              for Buchanan".
           \_ Cool!  Let's trade cars!
        \_ You mean you want to be a COMMIE. Move to Cuba. Pat will make
           sure that we get rid of people like you.
        \_ How about being a Berkeley Yuppie Liberal and owning a SUV with
           the stickers "My child is a honor student..." and "Clinton/Gore
           '96?"
           \_ Those people do not grow from the true vine.