12/28   Everytime you nuke the whole motd, you'll get this again:
       \_ hopefully, since this is only part of the motd...
          [stupid chain letter deleted]
          (btw, it's "every time", moron)
          \_ OH MY GOD!!! A TYPO!!!  WHAT A MORON!!!  OH PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!
             I'M ASHAMED AND SO ARE ALL MY ANCESTORS!!!  YOUR BRILLIANCE IS
             ASTOUNDING!!! YOU FOUND A TYPO!!! EEEEEEEK!!!  NOW I MUST KILL
             MY SELF TO RESTORE MY FAMILY HONOR!!!  YOU ARE TRULY THE HERO OF
             ALL MANKIND AND BRINGER OF ALL GOODNESS TO THE WORLD!!!  THANK
             YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR HAVING BEEN BORN IN THESE TRYING TIMES!!!
             \_ It's MYSELF, you idiot. A typo is different from a grammatical
                error.
                \_ THANK YOU ABE!!! YOU HAVE SAVED THE WORLD!!!  THANK YOU!!!
                   THANK YOU!! THANKYOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOO!!
                   ABE, WITYHOUT YUO THE WORDL WOULD BE A LESSRE PLAEC!!!
                \_ Every time your sister gives me head, I will crow
                   about it here.
                \_ I luv Berkeleee.....
                   \_ I love you...nited Airlines.