12/16   Hot off the presses!  O'Reilly's "Tom in a nutshell" book!  Chapter
        title high lights:
        1) Tom and the Short Penis
        2) Tom and the Over Inflated Sense of Self Worth
        3) Tom and Why You Need His Opinion
        4) Tom and Why The Previous Chapter Title Is So Painfully Incorrect
        5) Tom and The Delete Paragraph Key
        6) Tom and Why Your Opinion Isn't Worth Posting But Is Worth Deleting
        7) Tom and Tom
        8) More Tom
        9) Tom and His Need For Attention (such as this, but I don't care)
        10) Tom and The Desire To Abuse Others To Further Boost His Sense Of
            Self Worth (advanced topics first touch on in chapter 2)
        11) Tom and his best friend: cmlee, without whom his life would
            have less meaning than it already does.
                \_ HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! This is great! Do we get to bury him alive?
                \_ stop responding to your own post.  -tom
                   \_ Tom, stop being a fucking know-it-all fuck-wit idiot.
                      I posted 1-10, someone else added 11, and I don't know
                      or care who responded to 11.  Either way, you're still
                      a fuck wit know-it-all jerk off.  -nottom
                        \_ And you're still an insipid, sophomoric coward.
                           Sign your name.  -tom
                           \_ not everyone who finds your
                              self-righteous attitude and
                              censorship annoying does so anonymosly.-lafe
                                \_ I bet you're not one of the trollers,
                                   though.  -tom
                                   \_ As if that makes a difference.  Maybe it
                                      does in TomThink.
                           \_ Ooooh aaaah, the standard 'Tom' threat... fear!
                              As if not wanting to sign my name makes your
                              abusive behavior acceptable.  I would sign if I
                              had an honest reason to believe that your
                              knowing my name would change your behavior in a
                              positive way.  All you'll do with it is give me
                              "twink points".  Talk about sophomoric.  -nottom
                        \_ For the most part, I don't delete signed trolls.
                           But most trolls, including you, are fucking pussies,
                           unwilling to stand behind their inflammatory
                           words.  -tom
                           \_ Yup.  Tom, he who would save us all from the
                              evil trolls.  Gosh, thanks!  Without you around
                              I might mistakenly read something you felt was
                              unnecessary for me to read!  Thanks for saving
                              me from impure thoughts and ideas!
                           \_ Hey, Big Brother Tom knows what's best for us.
                              He's protecting us from posts that might cause
                              us to doubt our current understandings. If he
                              says something is troll, then we must
                              immediately purge it from our minds. That is
                              the way of the Tom.
                              \_ Tom makes me feel safe.  I'm glad he purges
                                 unapproved messages for me so I don't have
                                 to think for myself.  Thanks Tom!
        \_ Two words: squish tom. -not nottom.
           \_ Tom?  Is that you?
                \_ No.  -tom
                   \_ so not not tom != tom?
                        \_ !tom is a set, but nottom is an instance.