12/1    Does anyone have any information on a good Bay Area surgeon who
        does vaginal tightning? I'm asking for my friend. Thanks.       -lila
        \_ Boy, you've got to be really brave to ask a question like that
           on the motd and then sign your name.
        - Well, that also shows how good of a friend lila is by risking
        making a fool of herslef to help a friend... this could also
        be a forged motd posting too you know..
        \_ anyone trying to forge as me should realise that i never use
           capital letters in such a forum.  i also know how to spell.  -lila
        \_ just so ya know, realise is the british spelling of what we
           'merkins call realize -brg
         \_ The British are Stupid. We totally kicked their ass 200 years ago
            \_ We also saved their asses in WWII.  -mlee
               \_ Yeah, but as a sideeffect / consequence, we also saved
                  the French.
        \_ Does anyone have any information on a good Bay Area surgeon who
           does penis enlargement?  I'm asking for my friend. Thanks.  -kchang
        \_ Does anyone have any information on a good Bay Area surgion who
           does penis reduction?  I'm asking for me.
        \_ Didn't anybody tell you?  Only one of you have to undergo surgery
           in order for your lives to improve.  -mlee
        \_ So, now, what would someone have to have been doing to demand
           that their cunt be more puckered? -(fucker)
            \_ it's all your fault, seano, don't you know.  -lila
        \_ You know, I've finally figured out what this whole lila vs. kchang
        thing reminds me of.  It's like an Ayn Rand novel, where the
        principals (for some Objectivist superhuman reason not immediately
        apparent to us mere mortals) spend their days doing everything in
        their power to completely destroy one another -- and then they spend
        their nights meeting in secret and having hot, raw, animalistic sex.
        I _think_ that's what's happening here, except lila isn't a famous
        journalist or a railroad mogul, and kchang isn't a hyper-
        intelligent scientist or architect.  (And what would Ayn Rand know
        about hot animal sex, anyway?  Judging from the picture on the back
        cover of her books, it doesn't look like she ever got any.)
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