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1998/11/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:15016 Activity:moderate
11/23   If your boss shows you a picture of his daughter who's around your
        age, what is a polite thing to say? Serious now. Thanks.
        \_ DONT say "she's cute" or anything stupid like that.  Be an adult.
           "Oh, you must be very proud of her" is harmless.  "She's a total
           babe!  Can I fuck her?" is NOT a good thing to say.  A big giant
           "Sheesh!" for all the morons who said something like that below.
           They're either totally fucking clueless themselves or trying to
           get you fired.
        \_ Maybe you won't give me a raise, but that picture sure
           did, if you know what I mean.
        \_ Hey!  I haven't seen her since last months orgy at my frat house!
        \_ If you're "close", and she's a babe, say so. I mean,
             say she looks cute. Otherwise, say something vague, or dont
             say anything. Unless its a picture of her smoking a bong, if
             so, ask "hey man, were can I score some doobage like that?"
        \_ I agree.  Something like "she's cute" or "where does she go to
           school" is innocent enough.
           \_ unless she looks like she's in high school, in which
              case, do NOT try this :->
              \_ You are a dumbass :->
        \_ seriously, get out and meet some woman that won't put your
                professional ass in a sling
           \_ contrariwise, maybe it's a sling from a rescue helicopter
              that can lift you up to a better place to be.