Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 14848
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1998/10/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:14848 Activity:very high
10/27   She is married but her husband is abroad.  How do I win her over?
        \_ Study painting, music theory, and poetry, but to win her
           favor, you must cook, and cook well. ;]
        \_ You are the dog sh*t that smells badly at midnight...
        \_ Dumbshit, she's married.  You don't win her over.  You're too
           fucking late.  Find someone else.  Show some respect.
        \_ 1) you don't "win her over." You can turn her into a regular
                screwtoy, but you don't win her over.
           2) Talk with her reguarly, make sure she
              doesn't fuck around with other guys (presumably, she's
              promiscuous). After two weeks of this, she will be horny
              enough. time to make move.
           3) See her regularly, dinner, lunch. Nothing fancy. You are not
              trying to impress her, you're trying to heat her up. No
              romance. Just make sure she sees you as a cool guy who's
              interested.
           4) The rest depends on how well you do the first 3.
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