10/20    New product announcement:
          512K personal organizer with 100% data-safe technology stored in
          non-volatile methods on starch platters. It never crashes, works
          in any language, and even comes with convenient stylus at the
          ASUC store. Total Cost? $6   (4 for the organizer, 2 for 2 pens!)
          \_ Does it have a TCP/IP stack?
                \_ No, but it can hold a stack of post-its, and stamps too!