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10/06   anyone have any urls for good articles about what's really going
        to happen on jan 1, 2000?  i need to show my mother evidence that
        civilisation is not going to crumble and burn.  she's been reading
        all kinds of scare propoganda.  -lila
        \_ Get a clue, lila.
           \_ twink
        \_ [dim, you dim fuck, you deleted my comments bc you didn't bother
            to check if anyone else was editing the motd before you were.
            So, fuck you, now we're both deleted.]
            \_ I did a 'ps' before I edited the motd. And FUCK YOU TOO! --dim
                \_ Oh contraire, Sir.  FUCK YOU!  -not dim
        \_ http://www.garynorth.com :-)
        \_ She's right to be afraid: http://www.doge.nl/~hero/silence.html
           \_ cool!  i didn't know transistors were alien technology and
              will only work on earth.  no wonder...  -lila
              \_ Wow, everything in _Men in Black_ is TRUE!
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Copywriting Basics Autoresponders -- Advanced Marketing Strategies 10 Follow-up Strategy 11 Course/Book Strategy 12 Newsletter Strategy 13 Web Site Strategy 14 Yellow Pages Strategy 15 Customer Support Welcome to Gary North's Marketing with Autoresponders This site trains business owners, marketers, and sales professionals in the use of a common, ignored, and revolutionary new technology: autoresponders. Note: a guaranteed way to throw away money is to pay for a Yellow Pages ad that is not coordinated with a Web site with autoresponders. Autoresponders are "sitting in plain sight" because they are offered as free bonuses by most Web hosting companies. Few Web site owners know how to use autoresponders in their businesses. Autoresponders will eventually change the way that just about everything is sold. This site is where you get a head start on your competition. Unfortunately for newcomers, this site is presently closed to new members. But visitors can access a great deal of information on the public sections of this site. Click on all of the links on the left-hand side of the home page. Maybe word of mouth is better, but presumably this form of advertising is free. This is the action step that direct marketers say is so important in every communi . It still amazes me how many Web sites suffer from this fatal flaw. If you can get him into a mental mode where he wants to hear what you have to say . Elsewhere on this site, I have discussed the outline of the . It is important that you do this, because trust is an asset that leads to long-term relationships with your custo . A major task of any business ought to be to stay in front of its customers. Your Web hosting service or your newsletter service may cancel you. Click on the link and then click Send: 45 Short Course For information on Gary North's 20-day course, 20 Secrets of Autoresponder Marketing, click on the link and then click Send: 46 Secrets | 47 Home | 48 Search This Site | 2001 Website Profits Bulletin, Inc.
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SILENT BEEP : the END of our High-Tech AGE INTRODUCTION : The book "Silent Spring" became a bestseller, but even so the great *SILENT BEEP* perhaps will become a top-reality of our millennium change. At this unforgettable day, everything went else as usual. Instead of the sound of his two alarm clocks, mister Bull awaked by voices. He took his watch from the bedside-table, and looked sleepy to both his alarm clocks. They indicated the same time as his watch : half past two. However, all hands stood still, and a bundle of weak sunlight fell between the curtains. His son was screaming that : the computer did not work, and his daughter was crying that : the telephone was dead. They both were making quarrels, while accusing each other. Mister Bull jumped into his clothes, and entered the living room. Just then, they heard some noise of the street - a group of neighbors was outside, talking. Our family became curious, and went outdoors to join the group. All neighbors in street seemed to have the same trouble. They were contributing their insights to a discussion in group, or were busy to solve their problem, assisted or hindered by some advisors. The owner of a shop was trying to start his wagen, because he must drive to his business for open it. But the electronic system, installed to prevent car-robbing, refused to cooperate this morning, and seemed to take its legal owner for a car-robber. A woman complained that her brand-new washing machine did not functioned. Another woman shouted : "bloody high-tech - back to the washtub - come to me with your smut - I have an oldie - works very nice, even on half the voltage". The paperboy was late, when he cycled through the street. He only distributed small pieces of paper with on it a small message. And then, mister Cohen went out his home, and he joined the group. He resumed : "there is enough water in the holy land, just for all my people and for the others, but no-one dares to drink it, because everybody fears the poison from the palestinians - the bad stuff resourced from Libya - the victims of it became totally disoriented and confused - the problem was to recognize these patients on time, before accidents". Again she came out, carrying something antique - she put it carefully down, and connected it to the long wire. But for all of them, it became clear that many things would change, forever. He went into his car, activated the motor without problems, and started driving, but seeing the group, he pulled up and opened his car-roof. And indeed, some streets away, a column of dark smoke arose. He started his wagen again, and drove to his board meeting. Our Bull family, and the neighbors, had to frontier a new way of life. However, they were luckey, because at some other places and aspecially in the large cities, the people revolted against their government, and disaster was ruling before it became piecefull again. But the neighbors in our street, they learned to communicate again, to take time and give attention to each other.