9/27    Today is tpc's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| |_| |/ _` | '_ \| '_ \| | | | |  _ \| | '__| __| '_ \ / _` |/ _` | | | |
|  _  | (_| | |_) | |_) | |_| | | |_) | | |  | |_| | | | (_| | (_| | |_| |
|_| |_|\__,_| .__/| .__/ \__, | |____/|_|_|   \__|_| |_|\__,_|\__,_|\__, |
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|_   _| |__  _   _  ___  _ __ | |
  | | | '_ \| | | |/ _ \| '_ \| |
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  |_| |_| |_|\__,_|\___/|_| |_(_)
        \_ Is tpc's penis bigger than tom's?
           \_ Anything's bigger than zero.
                \_ Please. Stop. Now.  This obsession with tom's penis
                   is unhealthy.  For the good of all soda GROW THE FUCK UP
                   ALREADY.