If you're going to nuke the MOTD, do it right:

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                   /f=r/~_-~ _-_ --_.^-~--\=b\
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               (I| (  [  / \-__ .   ) )  /_/ | *)B          D
               (I(. \ `` \   \_-/~~/__/ )_ .-~ F/
                \b\\=_.\_b`-+-~x-_/ .. ,._/ , F/
                 ~\_\= =  =-*###%#x==-#  *=- =/
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   M                        | I I \\                     T
                           / // i\ \\
                      (   [ (( I@) )))  )
                           \_\_VYVU_/
                             || * |
                             | *  *\
                            /* /I\ *~~\
                          /~-/*  / \ \ ~~M~\
                ____----=~ // /WVW\* \|\ ***===--___
  \_ Oh my god! You killed MOTD! You bastards!   -- kyle