9/15    I'm trying to teach a barrel of monkeys how to program in Java.
        Anyone know a good advanced programming book based on Java?  These
        are your average monkeys and won't tolerate a slow class.
        \_ "barrel of monkeys"?
                \_ Yes.  Are you FOB?
                                 \_"FOB"?
                                        \_ I am kick ass like gang member!
                                        \_ I drive Honda Acura!
                                        \_ Black slippers, white socks,
                                           black baggy pants, purple satin
                                           shirt buttoned at collar, 3
                                           cans hair gel, Honda Acura!
                                                \_ No, Nike Slippers and
                                                   socks, DKNY pants,
                                                   Calvin shirt, Polo hat.
                                           \_ settle down, john
                                                        -(fucker)
                                           \_ kchang lives!!!!
                                 \_ Doesn't "FOB" mean Friend of Bill???
                                        \_ Only if you're FOB or talking
                                           about the chinese donations
                                           scandal.