8/11    Is there a way to check to see a certain function is defined
        in JavaScript?  Thanks.
        \_ If hasClue($programmer) return true else useRealLanguage();
           \_   Personally, I find embedding "Real" languages into HTML
                just the type of invaluble experiment in futility that one would
                expect suggested from JUST ANOTHER ASSHOLE LOSER PREACHING HIS
                IMPOTENT CASE BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN TO WAVE
                AROUND HIS ROMANTIC SENSE OF HIS OWN INTELLIGENCE IN
                OVERCOMPENSATION OF HIS OWN PATHETIC TINY NEEDLEDICK.
                        - my name is (fucker)
                        \_ fucker, will you marry me?
                           \_ You're too late. Get in line. -(fucker)
                        \_ Cool.  Caught you.  --trolling for flames
        \_ The question was not asking for an alternative.  If you
           don't know the answer, why bother posting?
                \_ Exactly.  You don't know the answer so why bother posting?