6/19    http://www.nra.org/exec-office/sns.html  .. be afraid; be very afraid
        \_ there goes your carjacking career, I guess...
        \_ Is it likely for NRA women to find dates who do not carry
           shoulder launched missles and integral body armors?
        \_ Perhaps you prefer a society where only the criminals can arm
           themselves?  Not to worry -- Here in the People's Republic of
           Kalifornia, ordinary citizens can't get permits to carry guns
           (unless, of course, you are a generous supporter of your local
           sheriff).  Don't take my word for it -- try it for yourself.
           Most counties reject all applications, some won't even give you
           the forms.  Don't worry though -- inanimate objects *can* be
           inherently evil, and the police will always magically appear
           just in time to save you.  There is no reason for you to accept
           responsibility for your own safety.