8/30    Happy birthday psb!!! How old are you?
        \- This is my decoy bday.
           \_ What's your decoy age?
        \_ My analysis of partha based on years and years of observation:
              \- do i know you?
                 i seem to have really gotten under your skin.
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6/12    Happy bday, scotsman!
        \_ seconded
        \_ I love it when the motd sings to me! --scotsman
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2/19    Happy bday, lila!  You ho.
        \_ stop insulting the hard-working hos of this world --datapimp
           \_ You tell him daddy! Now slap him down! Slap him hard! --dataho
              \_ Shut the fuck up, bitch! --datapimp
                 \_ Sorry datapimp daddy. I was just sayin'. --dataho
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9/25    Happy birthday, kane
        \_ same bday as Mark Hamill, Christopher Reeve, Heather Locklear
           Will Smith, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones and i.
                       \_ what a mistake this is _/
                          she should be with me
        \_ same bday as i.
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